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Server Shittiness

Postby Carleas » Thu May 26, 2016 2:31 pm

My apologies for the poor load times on ILP today. I'm aware of the problem and I'll try to get it back to normal as soon as possible.
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Re: Server Shittiness

Postby Carleas » Fri May 27, 2016 2:40 am

This issue has been resolved. Carry on.

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Re: Server Shittiness

Postby The Golden Turd » Fri May 27, 2016 6:24 am

Nope, I suspect it's going to be recurrent, in one form or another, until the site completely implodes someday.

Its why I'm stocking up on spam.
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Re: Server Shittiness

Postby Chakra Superstar » Fri May 27, 2016 7:26 am

Thanks, Carleas. It's working fine, again (for a version 1.0 bulletin board (circa 1998) with an updated 2003 colour scheme).

This video is what I feel like when I'm on ILP -- on the cutting edge of technology but in a chunky, clumsy, old fashioned kinda way.

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Re: Server Shittiness

Postby The Golden Turd » Fri May 27, 2016 7:49 am

Iloveopinions is never coming back. Ever. Its dead.
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Re: Server Shittiness

Postby Chakra Superstar » Fri May 27, 2016 7:59 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:Iloveopinions is never coming back. Ever. Its dead.


Don't know what you're talking about....

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Re: Server Shittiness

Postby The Golden Turd » Fri May 27, 2016 1:36 pm

I still can't figure how to put an avatar up. Your so mean.

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Keep waiting, it's coming eventually, in a down the road when you least expect it sort of way, but not right now cause I can't cause I don't know what to do yet, but when I do, you'll be so fucked and will be like "Fuck, I totally had this coming".
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Re: Server Shittiness

Postby Arcturus Descending » Fri May 27, 2016 4:26 pm

Carleas wrote:This issue has been resolved. Carry on.

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:lol: I don't know if I've ever seen your use of the dancing banana before. That struck me funny. I literally laughed out loud.

You were either in a good mood before or just soooooo relieved that the snail was found and done with. :lol:
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Re: Server Shittiness

Postby Carleas » Fri May 27, 2016 5:25 pm

I usually feel pretty good after I manage to fix something without taking the site down for two weeks (which I did once early on). I often use the dancing banana when the work is done. And last night was especially good, because at first I thought it would be a much longer night, but the problem was resolved pretty quickly (most of the delay was that I can't work on the site from work).

I also used it at least once in announcing a new moderator, although the post is now tragic and the bananas grotesque. I've come to believe that beginnings should be somber, because endings are inevitable (unlike Alanis, I was glad that it rained on my wedding day). But even sad endings are similarly a little happy, because if they are sad, it means they are the closing bracket of something whose memory should be celebrated.

So dance on, banana. Dance on.
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Re: Server Shittiness

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Sun May 29, 2016 9:13 pm

Carleas, and don't you ever let it happen again! :lol:
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